THE TRINI CRITIC

[Geenie]

A German, a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Trinidadian went to an Art museum and were spending some time in front of the painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.  After observing the painting for a while, an intrigued observer asked the four men, where they thought Adam and Eve's origins could be from.

The German said:  "Look at they perfection of their bodies.  She with her slender and well formed figure and he with that athletic body and bulging muscles.  There is no doubt they must be of German origin."

Immediately the Frenchman reacts:  "C'est impossible!  One can clearly see the eroticism that is exuding from both figures.......She so feminine, he so masculine.... and both so aware of the impending temptation......They must be French!"

Shaking his head in disagreement, the Englishman comments: "Oh no, Chaps!  It can't be!  Note the serenity on their faces, their delicate pose, the sobriety in their gestures. They could only be English!"

After a few more moments of contemplation, the Trini exclaims:

"Nah, I doh agree with any of allyuh!  Watch de picture good nah man!  Dey naked 'cause they cyah afford clothes or shoes.  Dey eh have no shelter 'cause a house too expensive.  Dey eh have no electricity or water, but dey not protesting 'cause they still think dey in Paradise!  Clearly, dey is two pnm supporters from Trinidad!!!!"